It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL with golden-yellow text below reading

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Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades

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It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL with golden-yellow text below readingRandolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the