Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Sweatshirt road house inspired by the classic 70s

inspired by the classic 70s TV show that made firefighting and emergency response must-watch television

But the dream

Science without ethics was just murder with math

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

" above a vintage hand-drawn couple roller skating together within a golden-yellow diamond set over pink diagonal stripes

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Sweatshirt road house inspired by the classic 70sSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split