Didn't Ask For a Dime - Long Sleeve T-Shirt eugene rendered in cyan

rendered in cyan

Bold cream text below reads "MINERS" with smaller text reading "CLASS D MINOR LEAGUE

acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit

Shimata-Dominguez recruitment materials promise a geodesic paradise while the blimp drones over a city nobody worth a damn still lives in

" A matching black banner at the bottom reads "RESTAURANT" in tan block letters

Didn't Ask For a Dime - Long Sleeve T-Shirt eugene rendered in cyanPaperboys operating with Terminator level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits