Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "PUT QUESO" above a cartoon illustration of a golden-orange tortilla chip with dark speckles dipping into a gray bowl of yellow queso

Three decorated cookie illustrations sit in a row

" Bold cream block letters read "CUPIDS" below

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Santa chugging a beer explains why he only works one night a year and breaks into houses without consequence

Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed white block textGet into the action packed holiday spirit with our "Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho". Inspired by the unforgettable Die Hard scene, this funny Christmas design brings a bold twist to your festive wardrobe. Perfect for fans of the classic movie who love mixing action with their holiday humor, this tee is a great way to spread some explosive Christmas cheer inspired by the events at Nakatomi Plaza back in 1988. Printed on our super soft ring spun &