Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Italic serif text below reads

Italic serif text below reads "Representing Yutes Since 1992" with a small decorative scales accent underneath

Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history

Ornate weathered white serif text reads "El Guapo Sweater Co" across the top

Light blue snow and ice cap accents sit along the tops of each letter in a weathered winter style

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Italic serif text below readsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading