Chick Magnet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "VAL VERDE" across the top

Betting a dollar on destroying someone's life is exactly the risk management you'd expect from guys who lose everything on frozen orange juice

Inspired by Lonesome Dove

Digital illustration of Kurt Sloane in a muscular build wearing a black tank top and light pants

Arched light blue serif text reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE" above large light blue block letters "BOSTON

Chick Magnet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white block text readsCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout