Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda Wrapping a box and cutting

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Arched distressed white text at the bottom reads "LITTLE ITALY

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie anaconda Wrapping a box and cuttingDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: