Get in Loser We're Crossing the Delaware - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Despite efforts

Despite efforts

Baseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services

garnished with green herbs and red berries

but the Marina earned its place by offering something gentler

separated by small "X" marks

Get in Loser We're Crossing the Delaware - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Despite effortsDecember 26, 1776. The enemy was celebrating Christmas. Someone was about to ruin their morning with a very different kind of surprise party. The Details: Bold white blocky text reads "GET IN LOSER" at the top and "WE'RE CROSSING THE DELAWARE" at the bottom, flanking a detailed white illustration of a rowboat full of soldiers with a commanding figure standing at the bow pointing forward, an American flag at the stern, and fireworks bursting in a