Trophy Husband - Unisex T-Shirt bay area Italic serif text below reads

Italic serif text below reads "Representing Yutes Since 1992" with a small decorative scales accent underneath

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

Bespoke suit

Inspired by Iron Eagle

and now it needs an f-bomb escort like a prom date nobody's parents approved of

Trophy Husband - Unisex T-Shirt bay area Italic serif text below readsEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury