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Before suburbs replaced the fruit trees

One of them is literally about to explode and the other is 90% sodium

A black vintage illustration of a roller rink building spans the center with a banner reading "YEAR AROUND ROLLER SKATING

Mogwai care instructions exist because of people like Billy's dad

Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell

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