Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wichita falls Two overlapping heart playing cards

Two overlapping heart playing cards sit to the right of the text

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and some become the place you always come back to

Dark red shadowed serif text reads "TURKS" above bold red italic text reading "ROLLERDROME

Membership cards are unnecessary because everyone already knows you're qualified

Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wichita falls Two overlapping heart playing cardsBen Franklin spent years in Paris allegedly doing diplomacy but actually just drinking everything the French put in front of him. Naming a fake beer after him is less a joke and more a historically accurate label. The Details: A limited color illustration depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with gold buttons and a white ruffled cravat, hoisting a golden pint glass. White serif text below reads "FOUNDING FATHER" above larger white serif