Real Genius - If Gravity Reversed Itself - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank Nobody told him "a few

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Amateur golf tournaments exist for accountants and dentists to feel athletic

is this more cowbell

Settling this argument every December is basically a full-time job for people who actually pay attention

just protecting rock and roll from polyester tyranny

Real Genius - If Gravity Reversed Itself - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank Nobody told him "a fewLazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probably includes a ceiling harness and a detailed binder stashed somewhere in those steam tunnels. Surviving his hypotheticals is harder than surviving Pacific Tech. Inspired by Real Genius. The Details: Distressed white block text arching across the top reads "WOULD YOU BE PREPARED IF GRAVITY." A halftone black and white photo of Lazlo Hollyfield appears upside down below, depicting a figure holding a bottle.