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Nature's most overengineered introvert deserves more respect and fewer highway incidents

with white cursive reading "Absolutely" and "FREE

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Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface

Sugar beet farming defined that region

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Nature's most overengineered introvert deservesA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue