Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Arched white hand-lettered cursive text

Arched white hand-lettered cursive text reads "Namasleigh" in a groovy retro style

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "THE GREAT TRI-COUNTY" above large cream block capitals reading "BAKE OFF & PIE EAT

Frank Ricard is the tank

or just that iconic theme music

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Arched white hand-lettered cursive textRunning on a platform of throat ripping and philosophical bouncing is a bold strategy, but this ticket has already cleaned up every dive bar in Missouri. Foreign policy would be handled the same way as the pool table incident. Inspired by Road House. The Details: Blue text reads "VOTE" above large white text reading "Dalton" and blue text reading "Garrett," flanking two black and white halftone portraits of Dalton on the left and Wade Garrett on the