Just Here to Bang! - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L A digital illustration of Falkor

A digital illustration of Falkor the Luck Dragon depicts a white and light blue body with floppy ears

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CALIFORNIA" above distressed orange text reading "ORANGE" with a vintage cartoon anthropomorphic orange character carrying a baseball bat

Just Here to Bang! - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L A digital illustration of FalkorFirecracker double entendres on a holiday tee are doing exactly zero percent of the subtlety work they think they're doing. Neighbors already know, and the potato salad line just got uncomfortable. The Details: Curved blue bubble lettering reads "JUST HERE" arching above a cartoon red firecracker tilted diagonally, its top bursting in a large explosion of yellow, orange, and red sparks radiating outward. Blue bubble lettering below reads "TO BANG."