Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks

Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks at "the gift that keeps on givin' throughout the year

" flanked by "TRADE" and "MARK

Inspired by A Christmas Carol

Cosmic justice hits different when your bully ends up waxing your family's BMW in the driveway

Bold distressed white text below reads "NEW YEAR

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaksJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading