Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold white text below reads

Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

Bold white italic uppercase text below reads "FART LOADING

wielding a sword and ornate round shield depicting fighting figures

Nobody stopped him because nobody outranks that level of commitment

Gold atomic starburst with elongated radiating points surrounds a solid blue circle containing white text reading "48 LANES

Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold white text below readsPontoon boats are floating patios that somehow became the greatest threat to productivity in America. Speed would spill the drinks, so you just surrender to seven miles per hour and a sunset that looks airbrushed on a van in 1978. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PARTY IN" above "SLOW MOTION," where "MOTION" appears in orange overlapping an orange half circle sun. Horizontal orange stripes extend across a white shoreline silhouette.