Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt flint Text reads "As Heard On

Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish

NO LESSONS

" White uppercase text reads "CORPUS CHRISTI

White cursive text below reads "Fallbrook

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "SPECIALIZING IN THE BIZARRE

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt flint Text reads "As Heard OnBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below