If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

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Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Distressed yellow text reads "HOME OF THE OLD 96ER" with white text reading "LAKE PECHOGGIN

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If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.