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Large distressed green block text below reads "LIZARDS" with smaller white text reading "Arizona-Texas League

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The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex Sweatshirt san leandro all within a rough-edged rectangularLosing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western style lettering below