Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex Hoodie airplane1 White block text reading "NEGATIVE"

White block text reading "NEGATIVE" arches across the top within a ring of blue stars

" with a white silhouette of Jobu

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

The template didn't even flinch

Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design

Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex Hoodie airplane1 White block text reading "NEGATIVE"Fit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships, and the results are actually visible. That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will. The Details: Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top. Three cartoon style pepperoni pizza slices arranged in a fan formation sit below, rendered in golden yellow cheese, brown pepperoni, and tan crust. White block text at the bottom