Turkey, Gravy, Beans & Rolls - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL George Washington got to be

George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

Arched bold white text with dark outlines reads "I DON'T BELIEVE" across the top

ending with "(WITH & WITHOUT THE SCOOTER STICK) & WHISTLING KITTY CHASERS

with a distressed cockatoo illustration perched at the upper left of a yellow inverted triangle bordered by a red diagonal stripe

Turkey, Gravy, Beans & Rolls - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL George Washington got to beNaming Thanksgiving sides to a hip hop cadence turns every family dinner table into an accidental rap battle. Grandma's green bean casserole was never meant to be that provocative. The Details: Wavy retro lettering in orange, brown, tan, and golden yellow reads "TURKEY," and "GRAVY," in large stacked lines at the top. Below, smaller rounded text reads "BEANS & ROLLS, LET ME SEE THAT" above the largest word, "CASSEROLE," all set in groovy 1970s bubbly