WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Curved distressed white text reading

Curved distressed white text reading "IN THE WOODS" arcs below

Prestige Worldwide getting the old money yacht club treatment is like putting a blazer on a dog and entering it in the regatta

Santa winking while quoting Journey lyrics is the exact energy of every adult wrapping presents at 2 AM from a man they stopped believing in decades ago

Roadside fireworks tent operators naming products like "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" have more creative range than most advertising agencies

Nerds now wear his face like a trophy pelt

WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Curved distressed white text readingMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"