We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White Souvenir shops in the murder

Souvenir shops in the murder capital of the world really lean into the branding

Bowling advice in cursive next to a 1950s church league lady is grandma casually dropping something filthy at Thanksgiving dinner

rendered in high-contrast posterized detail

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text reads "I FOUND THIS HUMERUS

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "HANCOCK INFANTS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of a baby's face wearing a light blue baseball cap

We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White Souvenir shops in the murderCombing the desert with an Ace brand comb is peak military compliance, the kind of futile grunt work that deserves its own union logo. Dark Helmet's orders finally met their match in four words of deadpan resignation. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Distressed black arched text reads "WE AIN'T" across the top. Below, a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles,