Law Offices of Jerry Callo - Unisex T-Shirt santa rosa Retro cartoon portrait of Chet

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Ranking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction

" above a vintage cartoon illustration of two red cherries on a green stem with a leaf

Inspired by Raising Arizona

" flanking stacked vertical letters "ESTD" and "1928" in gold and muted green

Law Offices of Jerry Callo - Unisex T-Shirt santa rosa Retro cartoon portrait of ChetSpelling your alias letter by letter during a capital murder trial is peak confidence from a guy whose office is a Buick Skylark. Somehow Alabama's most qualified lawyer never had a receptionist. Inspired by My Cousin Vinny. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "LAW OFFICES OF" above a scales of justice icon. Large serif text reads "JERRY" with "GALLO" below, the "G" struck through with white lines and replaced by a "C" to read "CALLO."