Don't Be a Cocksucker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Christmas trees

Christmas trees

Replacing the one-eyed pirate with a fedora-wearing archaeologist who solves disputes with a revolver is the most logical logo upgrade ever

Distressed white stencil-style serif text below reads "THE EH TEAM

Every bottle comes with the understanding that it was always his

so one finally decided to express what we're all thinking

Don't Be a Cocksucker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Christmas treesRebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes. A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "DON'T BE A" in a sans serif font. Below, a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick, both rendered in