Dogs Because People Suck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL zero apologies from a man

zero apologies from a man who found enlightenment at the deli counter

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

he's mad about the chimney

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

Bold outlined cream block letters read "EINSTEIN" above smaller cream text reading "TEMPORAL EXPERIMENT #1" and "TWIN PINES MALL

Dogs Because People Suck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL zero apologies from a manMisanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top, with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below. Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath. A simple