I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt allentown styled with a weathered stamped

styled with a weathered stamped texture

Air conditioned comfort

with dark stylized script reading "Knights" below

Khakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers

" above a glossy pharmaceutical-style capsule split into light blue and golden-yellow halves

I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt allentown styled with a weathered stampedKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun