Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL These fan art designed Better

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Bold Western script below reads "WACO

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Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL These fan art designed BetterAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."