Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A distressed white stencil-style illustration

A distressed white stencil-style illustration of a clean-cut man in a dress shirt and tie stands beside an offset barrel smoker with billowing smoke

and blue bulbs flank the portrait

Johnny's Coffee Shop stood on Main Street in Sarasota

and glowing yellow eyes rendered in a vintage gothic badge style

" Bold golden-yellow serif text reads "GOLDFISH

Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A distressed white stencil-style illustrationSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text