I'm a Peacock You Gotta Let Me Fly - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "MY GRIEF COUNSELOR DIED

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

Putting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo

Wavy distressed white text reads "SMOKE RIBS" with letterforms dissolving into curling smoke lines

but this one represented a movement

I'm a Peacock You Gotta Let Me Fly - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Arched distressed white text readsPeacocks can't actually fly worth a damn, which makes Hoitz picking one as his spirit animal the most accidentally honest thing he's ever said. Unearned confidence has never sounded so majestic. Inspired by The Other Guys. The Details: Dark blue retro serif text in a curved layout reads "I'm a Peacock, You Gotta Let Me Fly!" arranged around a vintage style illustrated peacock in profile facing right. The bird has a dark blue body, teal neck, golden