I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont A curved green spotted crescent

A curved green spotted crescent sweeps beneath

Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic-book-style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson

Celebrating independence while the crown still has receipts is the most passive-aggressive holiday on the calendar

Connor MacLeod's provenance paperwork is unbeatable because he was literally there

Small spaced-out golden-yellow serif text reads "WRITTEN AND" above "DIRECTED BY" in a distressed vintage style

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont A curved green spotted crescentCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved