I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Morale Patch join or die this patch perfectly captures the

this patch perfectly captures the absurdity of the world we live in today

According to tradition

this majestic land of freedom and opportunity will be depleted of its most valuable natural resource

So you might as well wear your blasphemy in comfort

the rattlesnake waits

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Morale Patch join or die this patch perfectly captures theI Identify as an Attack Helicopter morale patch with absurdist internet satire for jackets, bags, hats, and gear that remembers when every forum had one joke and absolutely committed to it. Made with durable twill fabric and embroidered detail, this 3 inch round patch is built for meme era morale setups. 26% cotton, 74% polyester 3 inch diameter Attachment options: iron on, sew on, or safety pin