Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White semi-circle sun sits above

White semi-circle sun sits above horizontal striped bands in orange

Cream cursive script below reads "Merrill" above an illustrated baseball bat and an oval "Louisville Slugger" logo

It was a declaration that the city had a future worth investing in

Naming a roller rink Ups-N-Downs in Escondido was either brutally honest marketing or a liability waiver disguised as a brand

but dime drafts and a rowdy crowd turned the game into a forfeit

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White semi-circle sun sits aboveSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"