Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt berkeley "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated

"Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago

Dad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM

Small white icons of a sneaker

" Smaller red-orange text at the bottom reads "MIDDLE EARTH

A purple plum with baseball stitching

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt berkeley "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduatedGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A