G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Red halftone portrait of a

Red halftone portrait of a man in glasses and a Santa hat is framed by green holly leaves with red berries

Christmas trees

striped panels

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

and the results are actually visible

G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Red halftone portrait of aG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white