Trick or Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Delusional optimism is just regular

Delusional optimism is just regular optimism with better stories

Places like this didn't just serve mai tais

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history

Inspired by The Lord of the Rings

Trick or Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Delusional optimism is just regularReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,