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Condensed white sans-serif text across the lower helmet reads "I'M SURROUNDED BY

Kansas" in bold distressed white western typography

Inspired by the air duct scene featuring John McClane from Die Hard

Cream text below reads "BALL CLUB" and "IOWA STATE LEAGUE

Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Muscle Tank shenandoah Boat ramp commitment issues sayGrill Sergeants earned their rank by screaming at raw hamburgers with the same intensity a drill instructor brings to terrified recruits. Nobody promoted them, nobody asked, but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet. The Details: A blue charcoal kettle grill with red flames sits at the top, a white star on its bowl, flanked by two red stars. Distressed white stencil style text reads "GRILL SERGEANT" in the center. Blue and red military