Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL " with a white silhouette

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" Red script text reads "Reds" across the center

Cutting pizza with scissors is the first sign you're dealing with a cop who considers due process a mild suggestion

and white block text reading "BASEBALL" below

Bamboo Lounge looks exactly like the kind of place Tommy would burn down for the insurance money after one too many mai tais

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL " with a white silhouetteGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,