The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex Hoodie Size:L representing a small mining town

representing a small mining town where baseball and hard labor shared the same dust

" above a high-contrast white illustration of Private Hudson in Colonial Marines armor

and absolutely zero regard for pronunciation standards

Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

The naughty list just became a contact list

The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex Hoodie Size:L representing a small mining townSanta's naughty list is just a free charcoal delivery service for anyone with a grill and zero remorse. Centuries of moral leverage, undone by a man in a Christmas apron. The Details: Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA," above a retro cartoon illustration of a grinning man in a red Santa hat, red polo, and green apron grilling a steak on a round charcoal grill with tongs. Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL." Fit & Fabric: Style: