Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon Curved script text reads "Modesto

Curved script text reads "Modesto

Reverend Brown sampling an adultery anthem and flipping it into a sermon is the most confident hustle in the history of storefront ministry

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

Retiring a jersey for a kid who showed up on a Harley with a cigarette dangling from his lip is exactly the kind of ceremony Buttermaker's squad deserves

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon Curved script text reads "ModestoNavin Johnson invented the Opti Grab to solve a problem nobody had, then made millions before the lawsuits caught up. Turns out keeping glasses on your face isn't worth going cross eyed. Inspired by The Jerk. The Details: White sans serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" above gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high contrast halftone portrait in stippled black and white depicts