You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Fletch Bold red serif lettering below

Bold red serif lettering below reads "Choke

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Distressed white text reads "WORLD'S" in a condensed sans-serif font above "OKAYEST" in large mixed-weight lettering with an ornate oversized serif capital "O

with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

Bold oversized white text reads "TREE" across the center

You Have Died of Dysentery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Fletch Bold red serif lettering belowOregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz. Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone. The Details: Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8 bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains