Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrotech Bold black text reads "42"

Bold black text reads "42" and "LANES" beside the scene

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

Inspired by The Fifth Element

Small white bowling pin and ball icons sit above red script text reading "NEW" and a sage-green inverted triangle bearing lowercase cream script "san gabriel" and "lanes

Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrotech Bold black text reads "42"Dad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM. Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block. The Details: Golden yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering, rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen print wear. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long