Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat funny undone by a man in

undone by a man in a Christmas apron

and clutching cash

celebrating the defunct golden era football teams of yesteryear

Flowing teal-green script reads "Visit" above large distressed golden-yellow block letters reading "KRULL

White text reads "CinemaScopE" and "in Eastman COLOR" above large golden-yellow slab-serif title text reading "THE 14 FISTS OF McCLUSKEY

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat funny undone by a man inCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads