Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Smaller distressed white text below

Smaller distressed white text below reads "6143 Ball Road Cypress

Rooted in a city that would become one of baseball's greatest homes

A smaller audio cassette appears at lower left and a 3

Surfing Nicaragua during a civil war is exactly the kind of semester abroad Chris Knight would never bother explaining

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Smaller distressed white text belowMastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence, except the only thing getting destroyed is every camera within a fifty foot radius. Somehow Le Tigre looks exactly the same and nobody cares. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector art style shows dark spiky hair, muted skin tones, and bold black outlines. Light blue metallic text reading "BLUE STEEL" sits below