Better Stronger Faster - Unisex Sweatshirt butler A cartoon illustration of Jesus

A cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in white robes and a red sash stands with arms outstretched

they carried the pride of a community built on sweat and steel

rendered in a high-contrast pop-art style

wild orange-red hair

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Better Stronger Faster - Unisex Sweatshirt butler A cartoon illustration of JesusBetter. Stronger. Faster. Didn't those words just send a shiver of nostalgia down your spine? This retro design, straight from the heart of 70s television, pays homage to the iconic Six Million Dollar Man. Remember Steve Austin, the astronaut turned cyborg crime fighter? This vintage tee is a throwback to simpler times, when bionics were the future and bad guys didn't stand a chance. From Steve Austins bionic upgrades to that unforgettable slow motion