Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White rendered in white and golden-yellow

rendered in white and golden-yellow with a prominent hooked beak and a red

Some restaurants fed people

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White rendered in white and golden-yellowRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon