Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_christmas Forty bucks

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A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

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Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_christmas Forty bucksLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET