President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie Size:L WASHINGTON" and "ESTD 1969

WASHINGTON" and "ESTD 1969

Bold navy blue curved text reads "MOUNTAINS AREN'T JUST FUNNY

OHIO" beside two small blue silhouetted skaters

dark red rounded uppercase text reads "412 North Fairfax Ave

all rendered with a distressed texture

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie Size:L WASHINGTON" and "ESTD 1969Teddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text