Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top utah Arched distressed gold serif text

Arched distressed gold serif text reads "LOBOS" above a vintage cartoon wolf mascot in a baseball uniform

" A red pentagon shape frames white bowling pins with red stripes being struck by a black ball marked "66

A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose

Nobody stopped him because nobody outranks that level of commitment

in Oakland

Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top utah Arched distressed gold serif textFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"